Today I read an MLIA post that said
"Today I read the post "Today I saw an MLIA saying "Today, I actually called Hogwarts ( 1-267-436-5109 ) and a siren went off it said "Muggle Alert Muggle Alert, we have determined you a muggle, we must obliviate your mind." Then it went beep beep beep, like a busy signal. MLIA!" so of course I tried the number. I got, a British woman saying "Welcome to Hogwarts school of Witch Craft and Wizardry, Hogwarts is an excellent boarding school for young witches and wizards ages 11 to 18 and then gave me a list of options to press. I guess I'm a wizard!!!!!!! MLIA" Hate to burst your bubble but first it tells you about Hogwarts and then it determines if you're in fact a muggle. I know. It crushed my dreams too. MLIA."
Naturally, I was curious and tried the number. The lady who answered didn't have a British accent, but an Indian one. I guess Hogwarts is outsourcing too. MLIA
Today I saw a bumper sticker that said "my zombie kid ate your honor student's brain." it really made my day. MLIA.
Today, my friend asked me, "If people from Utah are called Utahns, what are people from Tampa called?" I laughed. MLIA.
OK! Now onto the cute, funny, and just plain awesome pictures section! If these fail to make you smile, I don't know what will! Enjoy~